English Lad Culture

February 24th, 2011
English Lad Culture

A new player in the world of reality television has been polluting the airwaves for the last few weeks. Tool Academy involves some of the worst humans on the face of the planet living together and demonstrating how awful they are at life. The premise is that the girlfriends have nominated their respective partners for an academy where they are taught how to be better at being boyfriends – how to talk nicely, how to perform ordinary tasks together and how to behave in the manner of a gentleman. Most are dead-end cases who I wouldn’t task with mowing a lawn but some are well-intentioned.

The men were ostensibly lured there while under the impression that they were attending “lad academy” or something, which was a competition to see how much of a lad they could each be. The first show demonstrated some of the most awful behaviour and one of the lads/tools being unfaithful to his girlfriend whilst on a stag do type outing.

The girlfriends, normally present and part of many of the tasks, are just as bad if not worse. They’re horrendous orange creatures with peroxide blonde hair and shrill voices. They are like harpies and frankly deserve their terrible boyfriends. One couple in particular stands out in memory – a well meaning chap who just doesn’t know how to do it is relentlessly browbeaten by his terrible girlfriend. I felt a pang of sympathy for him as he was obviously actually quite nice, but this quickly faded into the standard reality TV indifference.

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